Introducing the Ordo Novocastria
Ordo Novocastria is an international for-profit* organization, united fraternally by a dashingly moustached colonialist spirit. The Ordo is based upon on the noble precepts of truth, justice, good sportsmanship, monarchist rhetoric, and cucumber sandwiches for afternoon tea.
The executive presides over a Club that combines a “bohemian” spirit with Victorian values. In this respect, the Club was based upon an appreciation of music, art, drama, science, philosophy, literature and contemporary culture. This is of course gentleman-speak for Role-playing Games, War-Games, Board-games, Card-Games, PC Gaming, Anime, Cult Movies, Angry Music, Talking nonsense whilst sipping latte’s at ones local Café, and any other subversive activities that over-educated fringe-dwellers enjoy.
The Ordo acknowledge the advancements the leftist conspiracy have orchestrated in these modern times, and thus feel obligated to (begrudgingly) support the ‘equality’ of woman in modern society. The Ordo have thus created a Woman’s Auxiliary whereby women are able to (once they have completed their domestic duties) gather (in pods no larger than six), to discuss matters concerning the administration of their masters house. Thus, in a clear display of the forward thinking and tolerant nature of the Ordo Executive, the Ordo Novocastria has allowed women to gather in the club to associate with their betters.
If you want to enrich your life and the lives of those in your community, start with an organization that lives and breathes service to its colony and its monarch, the delightfully eloquent and most dignified Queen Elizabeth II. The Ordo Novocastria was founded in 2010 on a premise of proud, noble, gentlemen helping people understand that the needs of the privileged few will always outweigh the needs of the many.
Our members (Associates, Fellows and even the Woman’s Auxiliary) are truly a family that work hard to better our communities and those communities associated with (or assimilated into) the commonwealth. In times of joy and in times of sorrow, rest assured that (as long as you continue to pay your membership fees) the Ordo is always there for you. Whether our time is spent at a meeting, enjoying a social room or smoking your pipe while watching your wife washing dishes after a successful charity dinner, Ordo members carry a sense of pride knowing that their time is well spent.
There is a membership fee to become a fellow of this illustrious organisation If you cannot afford it, do not fret. In fact, rest assured if money is an issue we would not have approved your membership anyway. After all, one is (rightly) judged by the company one keeps. If money is an issue, the Ordo suggests you work smarter/harder until you can afford to associate with citizens of character.
All of our members are united to preserve the ideals of the Commonwealth, Gentlemanly conduct, and actively promoting inequality so that we can all get back to the clubhouse in time for the game.
(*:note – All profits are in fact channelled back into the Ordo for the benefit of the extended membership)